• pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
• me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

pandadiep:

I can fuck you better.

(Source: anthonyvann, via dianabaabe)

justinancheta:

Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa | Payphone

myspacefamosity:

fritata:

nerf-car:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

I had to hear it in song form.

THIS IS GOOD

(via mermaidwench)